i saw nancy travis at whole foods market in brentwood.

that's all. plus, this picture of her with a curvaceous duck in exercise gear is worthwhile to me.

i went to yosemite and played a game called "celebrity" - this is quickly turning into a limerick. the bottom line is, the celebrity i (brilliantly) selected was dannielynn hope (smith) (stern) birkhead, and it sparked a cabinwide debate about whether or not dannielynn is a celebrity.

i mean, is your face on the cover of USweekly? if it were, would you be considered a celebrity?

i maintain that pete is just jealous of suri, pax thien, and DL s.s. birkhead.